Spooky Castle Here’s where my mind took me at 3.00am last night. I’m not a great sleeper, Diane says I’m a very light sleeper which is why I keep the window closed. Luckily, the last time it was open I
Cricket When I was younger I played cricket and I was the most boring batsman in the history of boredom No, I wasn’t that kind of boring. Ignore him, I meant this kind of boring. I was king of the
18 Feb 22 – PE Teacher Hi Everyone, I don’t know about you, but when I was at school PE Teachers looked like this Ours was called Mr Clyde and wasn’t a fan of O rhesus positive so I survived.
4 Feb 22 – Jimmy King of the Road Hi Everyone, When I was in America, I worked in a nuclear plant in the desert and met a guy there called JImmy. To imagine Jimmy, think of Lemmy with a hard