CLOSEST GALAXY TO THE MILKY WAY

Scientists have told us that the nearest galaxy to the Milky Way is 2.5 million light years away. But that’s definitely not right as this skwiggle demonstrates.

I measured it and it was just over a centimetre and I could have pushed them closer if I’d wanted to.

This makes me doubt all those other massive numbers that scientists go on about. I think they just like to throw a few dozen zeros on the everything to make distances and times more impressive.

I’m onto you scientists.