Pun Sketches Kwiz – 31 July 26

Thanks again for taking part in the Kwiz.

If you want to know the answers and see if you’ve won, scroll down immediately.

Don’t scroll down too far if you want to have a go just for fun.

Below are some sketches of well-known jokes – specifically puns. Here’s one to get you into it.

If you rightly identified that as a frayed knot, brill – but giving the full joke would be even better. Something like:

“A rope walks into the bar. The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you that rope that I just threw out?”
The rope replies, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”

Or, feel free to put something you’ve made up that’s actually funny.

Good luck.

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Here’s the Pun Sketches:

Answers

1. I was reading a book the other day called ‘The History of Glue’… I couldn’t put it down.

2. I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. I thought, ‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.’

3. When is a door not a door? When it’s s a jar.

4. A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He asks for a beer, and one for the road.

5. That’s bang out of order.

6. What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hareline.

7. Did you hear about the man who got run down by a train? He was chuffed to bits.

8. Why did the crab keep all the seaweed to itself? Because it was shellfish.

9. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam!

10. Can I have some water, please? I’m a little hoarse.

The Winner is:

Tony Wardle

Thanks Tony, for taking part and getting them all right 😃

Please message Diane at diane@skwiggles.co.uk with the details of the T-shirt you want and your address.

And thanks everyone for taking part. We’ll do another one again soon.

All the best,

Ian and Diane