Keith Richards

I’m not going to say anything about what kind of world we’re leaving for Keith, or the fact he’s never had a problem with drugs just the police, because playing the guitar for six decades and having 14 songs in the best songs of all time list is what we need to focus on. And Keith would never say to a vampire ‘Take a bite, I dare you’

Keith Richards Results So Far (updated 16/10/24)

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Solos (0-25)

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We need speed, accuracy and the ability to make us all throw our heads back and scream 'There is a GOD.'

Chords (0-25)

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Riffs, rhythm, and general backbone umphiness. The rhythm section is the driving force of any band, can they do it or are they just a soloing show off?

Innovation(0-10)

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Would you associate this person with novelty and introducing something new? Or do they just do what they do?

Versatility (0-10)

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Can they play three chords and move their fingers fast, or is there some depth? Can they play different genres?

On stage Charisma (0-10)

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We need someone to look good on stage, some spark to get us off our seats, posing, ecstatic exprerssions while whizzing down the fretboard, that sort of thing.

Off Stage Shinanigans (0-10)

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Rock stars need to be stars, they need to live the dream so we can through them. Tellys through the window, tight pants, fun with whichever gender they want to have fun with, all at once all of the time. Or maybe they're just too cool to through things out of windows.

Skwiggles Popularity (0-10)

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We score this one on how many tees/ hoodies Skwiggles have sold and the popularity of the voting (10 - loads 0 - nowt)

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