BROCCOLI

This tee is inspired by a description of broccoli given to me by my daughter. She mentioned lasers shooting out of the eyes but I didn’t include them because I didn’t want it to be too scary for you. And I still want you to have your five a day.

I quite like broccoli so I feel bad about spreading prejudice against this poor vegetable but my daughter insisted it was a public service and people need to know what’s really going on.

To protect yourself, carefully look underneath for the two mouths and watch out the teeth are sharp and can give a nasty bite. Then check the green heads for the eyes and lasers because they are often retracted. If you see anything moving in there – duck.

Hope this helps.

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