I’m sorry to do this but I discovered some disturbing news about the after life that I really need to share with you. We all know you get allowed back into the mortal world on Halloween, where you can go ‘Wooohooo’ and scare kids, which is fun, but guess what happens afterwards?
You get pegged out.
Yes, pegged out, and left there until you wish you’d never wooohooo-ed those poor little children. I’ve seen it with my own eyes, it’s disgusting.
Really not looking forward to the after life anymore.