I would imagine the Narwhal is pretty peeved off with the Unicorn.

For one thing (look away kids) the Unicorn doesn’t exist and never has. Secondly it stole the Narwhal’s fancy tusk and lied about its magical powers of healing, so now when the Narwhal surfaces from the ocean depths, people thing that it has stolen the Unicorn’s horn which is completely the opposite. Finally, have you seen pink and fluffy pictures of Narwhals on bedroom walls, with magicalness crackling from them, no you haven’t. The Unicorn has stolen everything that should have been the Narwhal’s.

I am livid about this.

So let’s not perpetuate this blatant lie. Get real like the Narwhal.

No products were found matching your selection.