5 Feb 21 – Clint Eastwood

Hi Everyone

Hope you are all well and sorry to everyone who’s ordered this week. I’ve had a few delays because I’m outsourcing the printing and there were some teething problems. But it’s all sorted now, so back to receiving your orders within 2 or 3 days.

Warning: don’t scroll any further if you don’t want to see an idiot (me) in a pink hat.


I told you not to scroll.

The expression on my face is supposed to be ‘mean’ and not ‘constipated’ and I don’t have a cowboy hat but my daughter does. Despite that, you will notice the uncanny resemblance between the above photo and this one.


 

Growing up, I always wanted to be a cowboy and ‘The Good, The Bad and The Ugly’ was my favourite film, especially the three-way shoot out with Lee Van Cleefe and Eli Wallach. This is laughable in itself since I haven’t had a fight since the playground, when Besky nearly beat me up but got so angry he started crying and people thought I’d won. 

Putting that aside, I decided to fulfill my dream and become a cowboy, so I painted Clint with my head.

So please bear in mind, when you see the final product, me in my daughter’s hat is the source material that I’m working with. I’m lowering your expectations for good reason.

Here it is

My wife says it’s the same expression I have when I’m about to sneak a fart out at Grandma’s house, not the exact look I was going for. But I am about to have a three-way shoot out with Lee Van Cleefe and Eli Wallach, so in real life it would be a lot messier than just a sneaky fart.