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Chapter 1- The Neighbours Norman thinks licking my face while I bend down to tie my laces will speed things up, and he’s right. I grab his lead, wipe the saliva out of my eyeball and we’re off out the

Since we’ve been doing this a few months now, I thought I’d crunch some numbers and give you an update on the figures and see if you agree. Here’s the rankings so far, click on the names for more info

I thought this week we could share some of our favourite second-best Bruce Springsteen songs and see which ones are the most popular and make the Top Ten. The voting is closed now, thanks for taking part. The results are

I was walking with Norman and I saw a gentleman walking ahead of me and I thought to myself: ‘It’s Chris Bonington.’ Look: This wasn’t a random thought, like the time I went swimming with a bald guy and insisted

Things I want to believe – Forests can think Trees can communicate with each other, we all know that. FYI that sketch is stupid because they haven’t got a larynx nor a means to blow air across it, have they,

I was walking through the woods this week and I saw a man doing something in the undergrowth. Norman ran to investigate this strange happening. So I shouted for him ‘Norman.’ The man looked round. Notice, it was the man who

23 July 21 – Outbreak Hi Everyone, Hope you’re having another great week. Not such a brilliant week over here at Skwiggles. We’ve had an outbreak. Here’s a quick sketch of my family right now. If you look carefully, you may

I Disfigured My Boss This post comes with a warning – saving the environment can be dangerous. Many years ago, before I started Skwiggles, I worked at the local factory. As far as I could tell, my job was to

19 March 21 – Rafting 2 Hi Everyone, Hope you’re having a good week. Firstly an apology. I really hope the tension of leaving you with that cliffhanger last week hasn’t kept you awake all week. Very sorry about that. Here’s a

12 March 21 – Rafting 1 Hi Everyone, Hope you’re having a good week. I was on the phone to my best bud the other day, reminiscing about this incident several years/decades ago. We found ourselves in a hotdog in

5 March 21 – Puns Hi Everyone, Hope you’re having a good week. I was relaxing the other day, sitting in my favourite chair with a cup of tea pouring over the newspapers. And I thought to myself, what am

26 Feb 21 – Mindfulness Hi Everyone, Hope you are well and moving swiftly up the vaccination list. Don’t worry if not though, because you know that Mindfulness thing that everyone’s doing, I was told that could help you stay

19 Feb 21 – Slowing down time Hi Everyone, Hope you are well. This week, so I could sound clever, I’ve started listening to podcasts while I’m skwiggling. Everyone is doing them now because the celebs have got no work

22 Jan 21 – Bobby-dazzler Hi Everyone, Hope you’re all keeping well and avoiding floods as well as covid as well as David Dickinson. I always think no matter what’s happening it’s important to avoid David Dickinson.Another lockdown week, in

1 Jan 21 – Happy New Year Happy New Year Everyone, Hope you are still well and ‘enjoying’ your Christmas break. I think ‘enjoying’ should always be in quotation marks to imply irony or sarcasm, because obviously ‘enjoyment’ (which should